Alexander and Diogenes

“And I,” replied the philosopher in exactly the same tone, “am Diogenes the cynic!”

As he could win nothing but short or rude answers, Alexander was about to go away, but he first asked the sage if there was anything he could do for him. “Yes,” snapped Diogenes; “stand out of my sunshine!”

The courtiers were shocked at this insolent behavior, and began to talk of the philosopher in a scornful tone as they were moving away. Alexander, overhearing them, soon stopped them by saying, “If I were not Alexander, I should like to be Diogenes.”

By this remark he wished them to understand, that, if he could not be master of all earthly things, he would rather despise them. Strange to relate, Alexander the king, and Diogenes the cynic, died on the same night, and from the same cause. Diogenes died in his tub, after a too plentiful supper from the raw leg of an ox; while Alexander breathed his last in a Babylonian palace, after having eaten and drunk to excess at a rich banquet.

From: H. A. Guerber, The Story of the Greeks; edited for this online publication, by ELLOPOS BLOG