ALL
Everything’s alright yes everything’s alright yes

THIS JESUS MUST DIE

Jerusalem, Sunday

PRIEST I
Good Caiaphas the council waits for you
The Pharisees and priests are here for you

CAIAPHAS
Ah gentlemen—you know why we are here
We’ve not much time and quite a problem here

MOB outside
Hosanna! Superstar!

ANNAS
Listen to that howling mob of blockheads in the street
A trick or two with lepers and the whole town’s on it’s feet


ALL
He’s dangerous

MOB outside
Jesus Christ Superstar–tell us that you’re who they say you are

ALL
He is dangerous

PRIEST 2
The man is in town right now to whip up some support

PRIEST 3
A rabble rousing mission that I think we must abort

ALL
He is dangerous!

MOB outside
Jesus Christ Superstar

ALL
He is dangerous!

PRIEST 2
Look Caiaphas–they’re right outside our yard

PRIEST 3
Quick Caiaphas- -go call the Roman guard

CAIAPHAS
No wait — we need a more permanent solution to our problem.

ANNAS
What then to do about Jesus of Nazareth
Miracle wonderman — hero of fools?

CATAPHAS
One thing I’ll say for him — Jesus is cool

ANNAS
We dare not to leave him to his own devices
His half-witted fans will get out of control

PRIEST 3
But how can we stop him? His glamour increases
By leaps every minute — he’s top of the poll

CAIAPHAS
I see bad things arising — the crowd crown him king
Which the Romans would ban
I see blood and destruction, our elimination
Because of one man
Blood and destruction because of one man

ALL
Because, because, because of one man

CAIPHAS
Our elimination because of one man

ALL
Because, because, because of one, ‘cause of one ‘cause of one man

PRIEST 3
What then to do about this Jesusmania?

ANNAS
How do we deal with the carpenter king?

PRIEST 5
Where do we start with a man who is bigger
Than John was when John did his Baptism thing